[Nightfall Phase 1]: I Heard a Rumor

As the Blackout covers the galaxy, one question remains unanswered: What are the Bravo Fleet Senior Staff up to while under the cover of this “darkness”? You are tasked with creating a rumor about just what exactly the senior staff are doing to combat this threat (or not, as it were…). Feel free to indulge in the most off the wall conspiracy theories.

Criteria

• Placements will be decided via which entries are most humorous.