Part of USS Solvang: Second Contact: The Wheel of Destiny

USS Solvang

Fright and Spite on La'Ktozia

"My god man, you can't take a fully loaded charcuterie board into the sonic shower! You'll never survive!" - Chet Smyth

Mission Description

Lieutenants Barrone and Smyth find themselves lost, frightened, and under heavy influence after ingesting and imbibing zu Char’Kut du a’Ged from the First Contact Welcome Banquet hosted by the La’Ktozians.

About the Mission

Status
In Progress
Total Stories
1
Start Date
08/09/2026

10 September 2026

SC:TWD:FSL.1 - Logistical Shortfalls

USS Solvang: Fright and Spite on La'Ktozia

“My god man, look at yourself, this is madness I say, utter Tomfoolery. You are incapable of formulating intelligible phrases. You’re crawling around on the floor in your underwear groaning like a savage…” Lt. Chet Smyth continued to perform an exaggerated form of goose-stepping around [...]