Let me begin by stating the obvious: we could all use a break. Between subspace tunnels, incursions, and the endless joy of administrative reports, I suspect most of you haven’t seen a beach – or a decent drink – in months. Or years, in some particularly tragic cases.

So here’s the deal: you’re going on vacation.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: that sounds like a trap. And you’re right. It is. The trap is called fun, and you’re going to walk right into it.

Officially, this is a networking opportunity. Unofficially, it’s a chance to spend time with your fellow TF17 COs without someone shouting “red alert” every five minutes.

The itinerary is attached. Yes, this counts as an official assignment. No, you may not “delegate” it to your XO.

—Captain Cressida Brennan
Task Force Commanding Officer