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Kindergarten Kapers


It’s all fun and games until someone loses a crayon…

During a routine survey of a nebula in the Travoris system, the ship was subjected to an unknown form of radiation and now all the senior officers have regressed to kindergarten age.

The Captain is drawing on the walls of the bridge in crayon, the Chief engineer has somehow managed to turn main engineering into a huge ballpit, and the CMO is throwing food on the floor in the messhall. The list goes on…

Unfortunately, when challenged, they can recover their adult mentalities long enough to demand ‘don’t you know who I am?’ or to give nonsensical orders. This makes it very difficult to get help from outside the ship so the junior officers are working on sorting out whatever the radiation did so they can put it right. 

You are not one of them. 

Your job is to babysit one of the senior officers and make sure they don’t break anything (with aforementioned crayons, or by throwing food where it shouldn’t be, etc). You are in contact with your friends who also have the same babysitting job and you’re keeping each other updated on twitter. 

Create a series of tweets, detailing your adventures and frustrations during babysitting duty. 

Click here to create tweets:



  • Your entry should contain at least 5 tweets and no more than 10
  • Entries should feature the image(s) that the Tweetgen platform creates.
  • You should mention which senior officer you are babysitting.
  • Winners will be selected on adherence to the prompt, humour, and inventiveness.


User ID Date Entry
Jason Devron 2554 2023-08-06 23:11:57
Reva Sarrik 2185 2023-08-06 17:28:26
Ryoko Takato 2545 2023-08-05 19:22:10
James MacLeod 653 2023-08-05 14:42:32
Keziah Nazir 18 2023-08-04 20:50:10

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