Risa Rewritten

Remember Captain’s Holiday (TNG, Season 3, Episode 19)? 

Picard went to Risa for rest – and got none of it.  Now it’s your turn to make sense (or nonsense) of it all… in verse.

Write a poem inspired by the events of “Captain’s Holiday.”
You may focus on one scene, tell the episode’s story from a new point of view, or reimagine it with humor, irony, romance, or tragedy.

Please use the Shakespearean sonnet format:
ABAB
CDCD
EFEF
GG

While there is no limit on the number of syllables, you should end up with 14 lines in total – no more no less.

Criteria

• Adherence to the prompt.
• Use of rhyme scheme and flow of language.
• Creativity and tone (humor, drama, or parody all welcome)