A Com-PUN-ction for Puns

Description

Who doesn’t love puns? OK, probably plenty of people but that doesn’t stop those of us who do enjoy them from making them endlessly. I felt it was time to determine who Bravo Fleet’s best punsters are in a safe environment (safe as in without everyone reading and groaning). Below you will be given a number of topics on which you will craft your best (worst?) and most groan inducing pun.

Note: Seperate puns should be done for each topic.

Pun topics –
1) Cheese
2) Aquatic life
3) Star Trek planet names (ST Canon or BF Canon)
4) Plants and trees
5) Starfleet ships (ST Canon or BF Canon)
6) Sports

Criteria

  • Each pun will be scored on a 1-10 scale based on orginality, humor, adherance to topic, and how much I groan when reading it.
  • The most total points will determine the winner. In the case of a tie, the highest and lowest pun scores will be dropped and the totals recalculated.
  • There is no firm upper or lower word limit to each pun, but do keep in mind that brevity is the soul of wit.

Winners

Submissions

User ID Content Date Entry
Erill'Yun Mek 2187

1) Set course for the Mozzarella system, camem-bearing 235-mark-7.

2) Bream me up, Scotty.

3) Dr. Phlox’s birthplace is pretty Den-obvious.

4) Ah, Shinzon, my larch-nemesis!

5) “Excelsior!” cried Daedalus, “The food I made in that Curry-class has seriously affected my Consitution. Please accept my Apollo-gies. Although, I’m still quite Raven-ous. Very Yeager to try another one.”

6) Buck Bokai see what you did there with that last pun.

:D

 2022-01-05 01:03:49

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