Black Market Advertising

Description

Starfleet has identified an upsurge in the black market economy. Items technologies of varying backgrounds are advertised and sold to the highest bidder – ranging from dangerous to potentially catastrophic.

For this competition, you are asked to create an advertisement for one such piece of technology. Be creative – you are completely free in what kind technology it is, and how you want to advertise it to your clients.

Submissions go into the text box, and should be between 100 and 500 words in length. Please specify the seller and the target group.

Criteria

  • Submissions should be between 100 and 500 words in length 
  • Submissions will be judged on Originality, Suitability, and Narrative Cohesion

Winners

Submissions

User ID Content Date Entry
Nathan Hawthorne 2199

The Mind Wiper
Seller: The Orion Syndicate

Introducing the Mind Wiper. Have an angry Klingon on your hands, or a secret undercover Starfleet operative that you need to deal with but don't want to kill? Try the Mind Wiper, a new brainwashing device that wipes away all thoughts and worries, and replaces them with anything you want. Turn your Klingon from wanting revenge on you to want to be your bodyguard. Make that Starfleet operative a willing double agent. Derived from Borg technology the Mind Wiper turns even the most resistant subjects into your loyal toys.

So remember the Mind Wiper, for when pheromones alone won't do that job. Buy now and get one fifty percent off.

 2024-11-13 20:43:34
Sazra Kobahl 2545

Header: Discover the Universe's Most Exotic Fruits!

At the heart of your search for something truly unique? Our collection includes rare, exotic fruits sourced from distant worlds, guaranteed to delight. Station 212 is where you'll find more than just fruits. Geometric fruits come from the fertile plains of Mars. Transfusion of honey and local herbs is used to enhance the taste. Bomb the taste out of your tongue with this rare experience, available through our trusted partners. Visit us for a private discussion on how to acquire exclusive items, including hard-to-find varieties and specialty selections that cater to your discerning tastes. Red Rocks is the place to be for all the unique flavors or looking for something truly extraordinary, we have the expertise to assist you. Contact us today for discreet inquiries and personalized service. Orion Syndicate ensure that every interaction is handled with the utmost confidentiality, providing you with an unparalleled experience.

Hidden message, every first word of the sentence makes the message: At our station 212 geometric transfusion bomb visit red rocks contact Orion Syndicate.

 2024-11-13 03:21:21
Jason Devron 2554

For sale: a once in a lifetime chance to get your hands on a secondhand Norway-class light cruiser. You won’t get one any other way! This vessel is fully equipped and operational; carrying a nearly complete weapons and torpedo inventory. Onboard are four working warp capable shuttle craft.

This capable but seemingly unobtrusive vessel would suit any terrorist organisation wishing to standout and make a name for themselves; or possibly a political faction wanting to start a war through a ‘False Flag’ operation.

We have two former Starfleet officers available to teach the new crew how to operate and get the best out of this wonderful vessel.

The ships secret location will be forwarded to the highest bidder once payment has been confirmed by our third party ‘Broker’. Refunds will not be given once the transaction has commenced.

Sold as seen.

No Ferengi need apply

 2024-11-09 16:10:05
Andreus Kohl 2374

Do you tire of deciding what food to replicate for breakfast?

Does every stitch of clothing in your replicator’s buffer make you weary?

Do your choices feel particularly meaningless in your secular Federation society?

Is “self-betterment” too vague a mission statement to live your life on that distant, border colony?

You have questions. The Orion Syndicate has answers. For five easy payments of one hundred bars of gold pressed latinum each, you can be the proud new owner of a D'Arsay archive.

Don’t call it decayed. This venerable starship library is an antique, and the vitalization it can bring to your colony will be the answer to your secular prayers. With your very own D’Arsay archive, your purposeless husk of a body will be overcome with an entire dramatis personae of a vibrant society. You’ll have a choice of deities to worship as the archive slowly gentrifies your planet by hot-wiring your existing transporter and replicator technology. Worship the sun or worship the moon, and you’ll have a reason to get out of bed again. A D’Arsay archive is the only thing that can fill the hole in your heart.

From the Orion Syndicate: Your ticket to freedom.

 2024-11-08 12:56:52

Managed By the

Office of the Chief of Staff

This service is managed by the Office of the Chief of Staff. If you have questions about this service, please contact an office staff member.

Visit the office